Harper: You embarrass me!



You are a complete dick.

Let me tell you a couple of things:

1) It is inexcusable for you to have pocketed the host during the catholic mass at last weekend's Governor General's funeral. Personally, I don't care if you ate it later with a little peanut butter or caviar. As a state leader, when attending a formal ceremony, regardless of faith, you should have some protocol officer on staff who can advise you on the do's and don'ts. How the hell do you get to be your age and acquire your office and still retain that level of ignorance (or is it arrogance).

2) You were friggin' late again for the G8 leaders photo yesterday? Making the other world leaders, including Obama, wait for you? Hey, didn't that happen in April this year when they had to retake the picture because you were in the "loo"?

See a doctor about that bladder problem!!!!

Did your staff let you know the other leaders had a little chuckle about your tardiness? Probably not. After all, you are the Prime Minister of Canada and the world can afford to wait for you.

So lets recap your apparent deficiencies this week:
1) Arrogance
2) Ignorance
3) Tardiness
4) Incontinent

Again, good on you Dude. Way to represent us to the world.

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