Today in the News: Mayor Beats the Hulkster in an Arm Wrestling Match
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Sorry about that dead air folks. I was having trouble figuring out where to begin on this one.
Apparently, our good Mayor beat Hulk Hogan at an arm wrestling match today at Comic Con in Toronto. The entire Comic Con fair is designed to be fun and it is in that spirit that I take this nonsence.
This reporter did some research and discovered that this time there actually is a video. For the record, I saw no use of crack cocaine by anyone in the shot. The Hulkster still looks good for his age and this little publicity stunt shows he continues to be a great sport.
It was obviously staged as, based on the mere size of Hulk's arms, he should be able to crush anyone in the room. I did note that Ford didn't have the decency to shake the Hulk's hand when he arrived for the match. Bad form again sir!
Our mayor, rising to defend his honour and one must assume the honour of this fine city, demonstrated an impressively short-lived blast of energy (that leaves him victorious as well as red-faced) the moment after the Hulk threatens to take Ford's job.
We're to call him Mayor Hulk.
Imagine how cool that would be. Hmmmm................
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