According to sources close to the large rodent, the groundhog has just about had it with people blaming him for the slow-to-arrive-spring.
At an after hours club this week, he was recently overhead saying
"If people got a problem, why don't they just tell it to my face. You know, like a man! Whats with the backstabbing and bitchin' behind my back? Friggin' cowards."
After several more beverages, the groundhog started to loose his cool and had to be escorted out of the club.
Police report that he may be armed and should be considered dangerous:
"Spring is here and, while April is supposed to be cooler and wetter than normal, we won't see any more snow. People should take a deep breath and walk away. We don't want any injuries here."
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