Ok, so the common use of "Eat Me" may not be a wise move. Apparently it leads to an ancient form of Mad Cow Disease. Now if I remember correctly, Neanderthals weren't all that attractive. A Neanderthal wasn't a particularly handsome cut of beef! No one wants to marinade their steak in NEAT before they eat it.
According to Discovery.com, aside from illustrating that consumption of one's own species isn't exactly a healthy way to eat, the new theoretical model could resolve the longstanding mystery as to what caused Neanderthals, which emerged around 250,000 years ago, to disappear off the face of the Earth about 30,000 years ago.
Ok, I'm done. This is just to gross to go on. They were too friggin lazy to hunt. Easier to eat the person beside you is it? Happy Extinction to you.
4 comments:
Wow, that is some clever stuff I gots to say. Hey dad, couldnt you be using this time to make me a sandwich? No luck? Fine :(
-Hannah
yes....i do agree! go make you children some food....they are starving and there you are writing a blog?!?! im ashamed to call you my uncle! I have to say that I will be checking this on a daily basis now! so you better keep me updated on new and exciting things.
Nadine
just kidding about the whole ashamed to call u my uncle thing.....lol i said it just to be dramatic
Hey, Mr. Green!
Did the Neanderthalls really eat themselves?
Cause would it not be possible that THAT desire to consume a member of the same species, be the start of modern day Canabolism?
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