Smelly Feet!

Ok, this may be a little too much 411.

I've got smelly feet. In the summer, my shoes have to remain outside. On some days, I can clear a room in minutes by just removing my shoes. My smelly socks, in close proximity to a person's nose, can render said person unconscious.

According to Reuters, a Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet. Even as newly weds, the couple often fought. In early March, the two got a little loaded and that is never a good thing when you've got some issues between you.

According to the article, "At about 10 p.m., Luo watched her husband get into bed without cleaning or washing his feet. In a fit of anger and intoxication, she set fire to the sheet he was sleeping in," the report said. The fire quickly spread to the entire room and, although the wife escaped, the husband and his offensive feet perished in the flames. The woman is up on charges.

I'm going to the pharmacy now to buy some Odour Eaters.