Edward Cullen is alive and well and coming to a theatre near you. Millions of love-struck girls await his arrival.
Well stop waiting ladies. Apparently he has pledged his love to my daughter and will be flying up to her window soon to take her away. They are going to elope.
My wife will be heartbroken.
Oddly enough, Kate Beckinsale promised to come and take me away too.
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DAMN RIGHT READ IT AND WEEP LADIES. EDWARD CULLEN IS MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA. *sigh* i need a hobby. I think ill take up golf. No i hate golf. *lightbulb* I KNOW! I will make sweaters! With sheep on them! And tigers BA HA HA. Wow. Okay I'll stick with Edward Cullen. WHO IS STILL MINE HA HA
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